You might think that with a title of Turkey Fears we’d be covering the continuing purge of Erdogan’s Turkey (how many people can there even be left anyway at this point?) and the extended State of Emergency there, but today we actually want to talk about some emergency calls about turkeys.
You know, gobble, gobble.
A weeks few ago, we looked at some Malaysian team building involving pythons and emotional scarring, which has led us to the now famous two-minute YouTube video, where a mother throws her offspring out of the house for voting for Trump in a mock election his school held.
As the world tries their best to convince themselves that perhaps a Trump Presidency won’t be so bad since after all, he could go against a lifetime of tyrannical behavior to embrace a laissez faire approach to life (oh yeah--- and our staff will start wearing socks with sandals), let’s focus a little less on election fallout and a little more on the language police.
Our staff has covered the culturally celebrated wussiness of the next generation at length, and while we’re all for some tough love and scraped knees, PD can’t help but feel that the Malaysian Civil Defense Department could be pushing their kiddos too far.