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Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

PD hates to kick your off your week with anything dark, pessimistic or chilling, but we do it...

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

At a time when airline customer service seems to be an archaic concept, Air India, ever the...

Too Many Holidays

Too Many Holidays

Today’s 4/20, and after Easter on Monday, Earth Day over the weekend and Witch Burning Day the...

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

So far 2017 seems to be the year where top and semi-top tier companies vie to win the PR label of...

Just Sayin’: Auntie Maxine’s Denim

Just Sayin’: Auntie Maxine’s Denim

If you’re stuck on the title of this article, don’t be---apparently, it’s a thing. Yes, those...

Papa Noel Looking For Chinese Handouts to Pay XMAS Debts

For a weary China, Venezuela doesn’t look like that great of a bet.We get what you’re trying to do by wearing that scarf, but really---that knitting with that coat and hat? Come on.Last Sunday, Maduro put away his sled and opted for a plane instead for Venezuela’s semi-annual International Begging Tour.

After a tense term of price caps and a meager holiday felt by all despite the Government Ministry of Supreme Social Happiness putting in overtime hours, President Maduro explained his International Begging Tour with stops first in China followed by OPEC as, “A very important tour to take on new projects, given the circumstances of falling income that our country faces.”

Those circumstance being the fact that the country has run out of toilet paper, cooking oil and caskets.Socialists have the worst dreams…

Maduro’s tour comes right at a time when the rest of the world is focused on the growing Caliphate McDonald’s in his country being unable to import potatoes to make French fries.

Priorities. 

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    China would be certifiable to loan this shark money.

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