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Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

In the last year, avocado back from a 1980’s slumber (much like the KGB) has taken the place of...

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

Another week and another hit for Egypt’s Tourism Industry.

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Apparently, after calling Too Faced to the colorful carpet last month, Jeffree Star’s social...

Papa Noel Looking For Chinese Handouts to Pay XMAS Debts

For a weary China, Venezuela doesn’t look like that great of a bet.We get what you’re trying to do by wearing that scarf, but really---that knitting with that coat and hat? Come on.Last Sunday, Maduro put away his sled and opted for a plane instead for Venezuela’s semi-annual International Begging Tour.

After a tense term of price caps and a meager holiday felt by all despite the Government Ministry of Supreme Social Happiness putting in overtime hours, President Maduro explained his International Begging Tour with stops first in China followed by OPEC as, “A very important tour to take on new projects, given the circumstances of falling income that our country faces.”

Those circumstance being the fact that the country has run out of toilet paper, cooking oil and caskets.Socialists have the worst dreams…

Maduro’s tour comes right at a time when the rest of the world is focused on the growing Caliphate McDonald’s in his country being unable to import potatoes to make French fries.

Priorities. 

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    China would be certifiable to loan this shark money.

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