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Genius Idea: Fines For Tourist Harassers

Genius Idea: Fines For Tourist Harassers

Egypt has had no shortage of brilliance lately, and this week’s is no different.

Topless in Switzerland

Topless in Switzerland

We know that PD has a reputation of being somewhat depressing, but we can honestly say it’s going...

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Jeffree Starr and Jerrod Blandino might not have realized the unicorn look actually traces itself...

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Just Sayin’: Thanks for the VD, Cruz

A binary decision, right? Tyranny vs. tyranny…Hmm…While the mainstream media will spend the next week going over who won the First Presidential Debate last night, we can go ahead and tell you who lost: The American people.

Furthermore, if you really want to be blown away, PD already knows who is gonna lose in November. You ready? Really? Okay: The American people.

Apart from the absurdity that 2016 has turned into, our pessimism did get a slight increase by Senator Ted Cruz’s Friday endorsement of Donald Trump, followed by his glowing praise for Trump’s debate performance Monday night.

Yes, Ted, Trump didn’t lower his slacks and piss all over the podium---it truly was a miracle!It’s never just a, “Binary choice.”

The other little added bonus Senator Cruz left us with, much like in the case of that guy in the back of your Psych 101 class that gifted you with VD freshman year, is that he sold “rented” his mailing list to the Trump Campaign, which explains why your accounts have been spammed the last two weeks with pleas from the less attractive members of Donald’s family.

Thanks, buddy. We won’t forget.

Just sayin’. 

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  • Guest (Shotbrkoer)

    Comparing Cruz selling his mailing list to Trump to VD struck me as really overdramatic until I checked my email and saw something from Donald Trump, Jr. I'm INFECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get the penicillin!

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  • Guest (power27)

    Are you serious Trump didn't whip it out and take a leak on the podium? It looked kinda of wet to me.;)

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  • Guest (Candy Barreier)

    The bar is so low for these candidates if Hillary doesn't faint and like you said Trump doesn't whip out his cock it is a win for them both.

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  • Guest (South Retford)

    Ted Cruz = politician

    What did you expect?

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    Where do I go to donate to Giant Meteor?

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