If we’ve said it once, well…we’ve said it once that Press Sectary Jay Carney is all about the trends.
Need an ideal disguise to keep you incognito as you skip out on your girlfriend and constituents to hit up your little something something on the side? Well, it seems now that the dashing and debonaire men of France are following the Hollande example while on the back of a Vespa for an after lunch dalliance.
Okay, forgetting for the time being his massive Napoleon complex, penchant for crushing the entrepreneurial spirit and love of smacking the citizens of France in the face with some of the highest tax rates in the world, did you or did you not throw up a little in your mouth when saw Francois Hollande on the back of that Vespa supposedly “sneaking” off to his bit of le croissant on the side?
We might not have been full-on-Anthony-Weiner queasy, but that picture splashed all over French media screamed, “La Douche!”
You may have already been briefed about Nikes being the signature shoe of the drug cartel (well, if you don’t count those handsome curl q cowboy boots), and about all of those brothers in Detroit who literally kill for a pair of J’s, but you might never have realized just how dangerous a pair of Nikes can be---on the wrong person’s feet.