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Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Digital Graves

Digital Graves

Well, it has finally happened, PDers. Welcome to the age of digital graves!

Putin: Dictator or Cuddle Bug?

There’s nothing worse than a critic that doubles as a dictator.KGB bad boy or sweet cuddle bug?Barack Obama isn’t the only comrade of St. Valentine.

Vladimir Putin, despite personally strip searching all Sochi goers, offing strays, and taming anti-journalist leopards, still found time to do his annual plug for one of his Administration’s favorite holidays.

Memory Lane Monday: Kim Jong Il

Why are you hanging out with Dennis Rodman?Kim Jong Il was always a fan of sunglasses.Master at pointing at things, and making parkas fashionable again, Kim Jong Il might have already been dead for two years, but it still feels like this train loving dictator hasn’t really left.

The Bold, The Brash and The Bearded

Golly Gee!Hey, hey---beauty takes time.If we’ve said it once, well…we’ve said it once that Press Sectary Jay Carney is all about the trends.

From knowing how to break down a rap battle to stringing together newspeak faster than even Dear Leader himself, Carney is this generation’s go-to guy for all things hip.

Frenchmen and Protection

Sadly, that’s about how good Obama does on foreign policy.Le French douche on parade.Need an ideal disguise to keep you incognito as you skip out on your girlfriend and constituents to hit up your little something something on the side? Well, it seems now that the dashing and debonaire men of France are following the Hollande example while on the back of a Vespa for an after lunch dalliance.

A Note on Fashion: Your Choices Show What You Believe

That’s a mustache. Belarus---yeah it’s a bit like that.As Russian authorities are battening down the hatches in Sochi, and Ukrainian protesters are kicking it in Kiev, Belarus also is having their fair share of problems.

Just Sayin’: Hollande is Digusting

Should have made him put a ring on it.“Oh poor me, the media is so bad to me.” Ugh, yuck. Seriously ick.Okay, forgetting for the time being his massive Napoleon complex, penchant for crushing the entrepreneurial spirit and love of smacking the citizens of France in the face with some of the highest tax rates in the world, did you or did you not throw up a little in your mouth when saw Francois Hollande on the back of that Vespa supposedly “sneaking” off to his bit of le croissant on the side?

We might not have been full-on-Anthony-Weiner queasy, but that picture splashed all over French media screamed, “La Douche!”

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