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Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

It’s that time of the month, when we present you with three quotes from a figure of history and...

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

In a sure sign that it will take a lot more than Ambassador Rodman and an edible bouquet of...

Genius Idea: Tittooing

Genius Idea: Tittooing

While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic...

Cantaloupe Beauty

Cantaloupe Beauty

With kale now finally on the outs, the cut-throat beauty community is now looking for a new...

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Big Government is planning on protecting you from waist trainers, flat tummy teas and teeth...

Memory Lane Monday: Kim Jong Il

Why are you hanging out with Dennis Rodman?Kim Jong Il was always a fan of sunglasses.Master at pointing at things, and making parkas fashionable again, Kim Jong Il might have already been dead for two years, but it still feels like this train loving dictator hasn’t really left.

The Bold, The Brash and The Bearded

Golly Gee!Hey, hey---beauty takes time.If we’ve said it once, well…we’ve said it once that Press Sectary Jay Carney is all about the trends.

From knowing how to break down a rap battle to stringing together newspeak faster than even Dear Leader himself, Carney is this generation’s go-to guy for all things hip.

Frenchmen and Protection

Sadly, that’s about how good Obama does on foreign policy.Le French douche on parade.Need an ideal disguise to keep you incognito as you skip out on your girlfriend and constituents to hit up your little something something on the side? Well, it seems now that the dashing and debonaire men of France are following the Hollande example while on the back of a Vespa for an after lunch dalliance.

A Note on Fashion: Your Choices Show What You Believe

That’s a mustache. Belarus---yeah it’s a bit like that.As Russian authorities are battening down the hatches in Sochi, and Ukrainian protesters are kicking it in Kiev, Belarus also is having their fair share of problems.

Just Sayin’: Hollande is Digusting

Should have made him put a ring on it.“Oh poor me, the media is so bad to me.” Ugh, yuck. Seriously ick.Okay, forgetting for the time being his massive Napoleon complex, penchant for crushing the entrepreneurial spirit and love of smacking the citizens of France in the face with some of the highest tax rates in the world, did you or did you not throw up a little in your mouth when saw Francois Hollande on the back of that Vespa supposedly “sneaking” off to his bit of le croissant on the side?

We might not have been full-on-Anthony-Weiner queasy, but that picture splashed all over French media screamed, “La Douche!”

The Latest in Retail Fashion Assault Weapon Gear

Don’t bring J’s to a Nike Uzi fight. You may have already been briefed about Nikes being the signature shoe of the drug cartel (well, if you don’t count those handsome curl q cowboy boots), and about all of those brothers in Detroit who literally kill for a pair of J’s, but you might never have realized just how dangerous a pair of Nikes can be---on the wrong person’s feet.


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