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Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Digital Graves

Digital Graves

Well, it has finally happened, PDers. Welcome to the age of digital graves!

20 For Morsi

It seems Egyptians had problems with Obama’s Morsi bromance.And yet, he still looks like our gynecologist.Do you recall a few years back when the Western media swore up and down that Egypt’s President Mohammed Morsi and his Muslim Brotherhood were cooler than Menudo?

Beard Taxes Through History and Senator Chambers

Big Gov meets Big Beard.Chambers and his beard got into some murky press when he said, “My ISIS is the police…I wouldn't go to Syria, I wouldn't go to Iraq, I wouldn't go to Afghanistan, I wouldn't go to Yemen, I wouldn't go to Tunisia, I wouldn't go to Lebanon, I wouldn't go to Jordan, I would do it right here. Nobody from ISIS ever terrorized us as a people as the police do us daily." ---Dude, it’s Daash. Come on!Big Razor and Barbasol might be pushing the public to abandon the beard craze, but as seen with Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers’ beautiful white whiskers, beards are simply too great an accessory.

Besides, for the moment we live in a glorious time where men aren’t forced to pay taxes on their facial hair.

Again, that’s for the moment.

Genius Ideas: Penises on the Catwalk, Gay Bans, Transgender Licenses

Well, we know who the attention whore is.In some countries, it’s pledge or be imprisoned. In others, it’s be imprisoned for flying it.This Friday is a hodge-podge of tyrannical sexual brilliance.

If you just threw up a little bit in your mouth, don’t worry, you weren’t the only one.

Oh, and in case you were scared, no, this is not an article on Carlos Danger Anthony Weiner. Grab the Smecta and some crackers, because it’s Genius Idea Friday time.

Beard CAIR

Everyone’s got a beard.Beard reparations? If you’re interested in an organization that takes beards seriously, then CAIR might be the group for you.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, kissing cousins of the Muslim Brotherhood, have decided to take the Pentagon to court on behalf of former serviceman Jonathan Berts of Fairfield, California, who claims he faced tortuous emotional distress when his request to grow a beard on religious grounds was denied by the Navy.

Memory Lane Monday: Cleric Choudary

Radical hands.The streets of Paris, January 11th, 2015.It seems to be a couture fit that just as John Galliano attempts a comeback using Maison Martin Margiela’s Artisanal line after his 2011 anti-Semitic rant in Paris

Memory Lane Monday: A Tyranny Clinton Might Be Confused About

Really, Bill? Really?Actually, Hillary really doesn’t look so bad here…wait, isn’t that what Hillary PAC wants you to believe?It’s now December, and if you’re not in Christmas debt up to your eyeballs by now and rioting in the streets of Ferguson for your government cheese you aren’t being a good global citizen.

Speaking of a good global citizen, our staff found quite a quote from Slick Willy Clinton that we thought would really get your week off to a fun start.


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