Big Razor and Barbasol might be pushing the public to abandon the beard craze, but as seen with Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers’ beautiful white whiskers, beards are simply too great an accessory.
Besides, for the moment we live in a glorious time where men aren’t forced to pay taxes on their facial hair.
Again, that’s for the moment.
If you just threw up a little bit in your mouth, don’t worry, you weren’t the only one.
If you’re interested in an organization that takes beards seriously, then CAIR might be the group for you.
The Council on American-Islamic Relations, kissing cousins of the Muslim Brotherhood, have decided to take the Pentagon to court on behalf of former serviceman Jonathan Berts of Fairfield, California, who claims he faced tortuous emotional distress when his request to grow a beard on religious grounds was denied by the Navy.
Speaking of a good global citizen, our staff found quite a quote from Slick Willy Clinton that we thought would really get your week off to a fun start.