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Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Digital Graves

Digital Graves

Well, it has finally happened, PDers. Welcome to the age of digital graves!

Seriously: Santa Claus Elected to North Pole City Council

Santa at war. What happens when he goes to the polls? Mr. Santa Claus.A decade ago, Tim O’Connor legally changed his name to Santa Claus and this last election season, the voters of North Pole, Alaska (population 2,200) couldn’t resist writing his name in ultimately garnering him an open City Council spot.

Who says write-in campaigns don’t work?

Memory Lane Monday: Black Jesus

Witchcraft and the like run rampant.Black Jesus. Wait, is that a Louis Vuitton towel?Similar to Jim Jones, Steven Tari, the man who dubbed himself the messiah and took the title of, Black Jesus, started a cargo cult using a smattering of Christianity (he first studied to be a Lutheran minister), flower girls, social justice and while Jones preached about sacrifice, Tari actually carried out human sacrifice and cannibalism.

Daash: No Longer Necessarily Bearded Villains

Bin Laden approved face-fuzz.The group started in 2014, after Daash started taking over the map.Some may believe that sporting a beard is simply a mark of the lazy, but in reality that face-fuzz takes a lot of work.

There’s shapers, CAIR’s beard care rules, historic beard taxes, follicle upkeep and now dealing with the actual fuzz thinking you are a terrorist.

Confusing Casualty Calculations in Saudi Arabia

UN logic.“Stampede? Try beheading.”—A true king’s edict. In a country where a wife can face charges for uploading a video of her husband cheating on her, Saudi Authorities have decided that the best way to bring justice to those killed in the dubbed Hajj Stampede is to behead 28.

Just who are/were those 28? Well, that’s kind of anyone’s guess.

Fall 2015: Uniforms Out

Now that man could dress.Isn’t it interesting when the State gets too statist for even their military?We’ve had several fashion seasons of Duck Dynasty camo and military adornments, but it seems now that the look is officially on the way out----at least when it comes to British hospitals, as when they aren’t busy not answering 75% of their 111 calls, they’re big fashion critics.

Airing Dirty Laundry

Viroza translates to Alcoholism in English. What? Air dry. Obvi.The last two years haven’t been particularly kind to Czech President Miloš Zeman.

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