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Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Jeffree Starr and Jerrod Blandino might not have realized the unicorn look actually traces itself...

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

In the last year, avocado back from a 1980’s slumber (much like the KGB) has taken the place of...

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

Another week and another hit for Egypt’s Tourism Industry.

Memory Lane Monday: Black Jesus

Witchcraft and the like run rampant.Black Jesus. Wait, is that a Louis Vuitton towel?Similar to Jim Jones, Steven Tari, the man who dubbed himself the messiah and took the title of, Black Jesus, started a cargo cult using a smattering of Christianity (he first studied to be a Lutheran minister), flower girls, social justice and while Jones preached about sacrifice, Tari actually carried out human sacrifice and cannibalism.

Daash: No Longer Necessarily Bearded Villains

Bin Laden approved face-fuzz.The group started in 2014, after Daash started taking over the map.Some may believe that sporting a beard is simply a mark of the lazy, but in reality that face-fuzz takes a lot of work.

There’s shapers, CAIR’s beard care rules, historic beard taxes, follicle upkeep and now dealing with the actual fuzz thinking you are a terrorist.

Confusing Casualty Calculations in Saudi Arabia

UN logic.“Stampede? Try beheading.”—A true king’s edict. In a country where a wife can face charges for uploading a video of her husband cheating on her, Saudi Authorities have decided that the best way to bring justice to those killed in the dubbed Hajj Stampede is to behead 28.

Just who are/were those 28? Well, that’s kind of anyone’s guess.

Fall 2015: Uniforms Out

Now that man could dress.Isn’t it interesting when the State gets too statist for even their military?We’ve had several fashion seasons of Duck Dynasty camo and military adornments, but it seems now that the look is officially on the way out----at least when it comes to British hospitals, as when they aren’t busy not answering 75% of their 111 calls, they’re big fashion critics.

Airing Dirty Laundry

Viroza translates to Alcoholism in English. What? Air dry. Obvi.The last two years haven’t been particularly kind to Czech President Miloš Zeman.

Memory Lane Monday: If It’s not Sharia---It’s Haram!

Sharia. “Man-made law go to hell.”When it comes to brain surgery and Sharia, it seems that 2016 hopeful Dr. Benjamin Carson is well-versed in both.

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