Skipping the Nazi background (wow, has that phrase ever been written before?), PD has a number of issues with their latest JS Roundhouse Mid kicks, otherwise known as the Shackle Shoe.
In the slew of questions that we here at PD have for the White House, we can honestly say one was never, “How much does he pay for that haircut?” In fact, we thought that he didn’t pay for it. What’s being cut exactly? Doesn't he just buzz it in the morning before his SEIU meeting, like any other leader of the Semi-Free World?
Nope, and unfortunately the story gets worse. Twice a month, dear leader flies in his barber from Chicago to do the buzzing for him. Flies him into Washington. Zariff (first name only- like Cher, or Satan) his barber is supposedly so good that he’s even been allowed to add, “The Obama” to his pricelist of cuts.
Playing the role of Poster-Middle-Aged-Gay-Guy for the critically important, new campaign to stop LBGT teens from killing themselves, dubbed, “It Gets Better,” Progressive Dan has wanted to make it clear to all LBGT teens that suicide is stupid. Why would you kill yourself when you can kill your parents? Wait, sorry that’s Occupy Wall Street’s stance, and we’re positive that Dan has no affiliations with them or anyone from the Tides Foundation.
No, Dan feels as we do here at PD, that LBGT teens shouldn’t go through the hassle of killing themselves, when clearly the coming Work and Reeducation Camps will take care of that.
See? It does get better, with Work and Reeducation Camps (that desperately needs a glitter embossed or bedazzled font). It’s like dieting. Are you few pounds from your goal Pelosi-like bony fingers? Don’t worry about it, it gets better.
At the Work and Reeducation Camps.
Quick! Someone get the mainstream media on the horn, something Trayvon Martin related hasn’t gone across the annoying news ticker at the bottom of our screens in a whole forty-eight hours!
Don’t worry, MSM, continue drooling into the cup George Soros keeps his best set of teeth in, while planning the Obama 2012 campaign’s next move, we here at PD will pick up the Trayvon Martin slack.
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The partially shaved scruffy look is an official gentlemanly no-go.
Anders-the-Norwegian-Whack-Job-Breivik has been lapping up his courtroom trial soap box as of late, grinning for the prosecution and Nazi fist pumping for the public.
77 lives cut short, and Anders wants everyone to believe he’s not mental.
Well, we here at PD suggest, that Mr. Breivik loses the partial beard/ almost beard/ prepubescent scruff his face has going on these days, if he wants to convince anyone he’s not nuttier than a pecan pie.
Seriously, someone who can compose a 1500 page diatribe of racial hatred and alternative universe views, can’t even shave properly?
Let this serve as a lesson to all of you gents out there, Breivik’s style is nothing to immolate, despite the fact we’re sure he wishes it were so…After all, a year ago he did go to all of that trouble in order to have those glamor pics taken.
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