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Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Digital Graves

Digital Graves

Well, it has finally happened, PDers. Welcome to the age of digital graves!

Get Your Gold Grills Or Maybe Don't

Show us your gold grill!Fashion and the economy are step-sisters, kind of related, feed off each other, and fight constantly. Therefore based on that, PD is always quick to keep a close eye on investments, well that, and the fact the PD’s staff are people too, and don’t much like getting screwed by State Bonds and taxes on carbonated beverages.

Below is Part 1, of a multi-part series called: What Not to Invest In

We Got 9 Problems & Jeremy Scott is 1

The latest from Adidas.For a company with already a very controversial history, from being the offspring of the German Gebrüder Dassler Schuhfabrik, Adidas has recently definitely gotten into hot water again.

Skipping the Nazi background (wow, has that phrase ever been written before?), PD has a number of issues with their latest JS Roundhouse Mid kicks, otherwise known as the Shackle Shoe.

Shocker Friday: Obama's Haircut Actually Costs Money

Zariff takes a little off the top.In the slew of questions that we here at PD have for the White House, we can honestly say one was never, “How much does he pay for that haircut?” In fact, we thought that he didn’t pay for it. What’s being cut exactly? Doesn't he just buzz it in the morning before his SEIU meeting, like any other leader of the Semi-Free World?

Nope, and unfortunately the story gets worse. Twice a month, dear leader flies in his barber from Chicago to do the buzzing for him. Flies him into Washington. Zariff (first name only- like Cher, or Satan) his barber is supposedly so good that he’s even been allowed to add, “The Obama” to his pricelist of cuts.

It Gets Better For Progressive Dan Savage

MTV’s newest mouthpiece, Dan Savage, not to be confused with his dead ringer Shore Store owner Danny Merk, has been barreling in and out of school auditoriums with a slew of top tee looks. Dan Savage and his newest graphic message Tee.

Playing the role of Poster-Middle-Aged-Gay-Guy for the critically important, new campaign to stop LBGT teens from killing themselves, dubbed, “It Gets Better,” Progressive Dan has wanted to make it clear to all LBGT teens that suicide is stupid. Why would you kill yourself when you can kill your parents? Wait, sorry that’s Occupy Wall Street’s stance, and we’re positive that Dan has no affiliations with them or anyone from the Tides Foundation.

No, Dan feels as we do here at PD, that LBGT teens shouldn’t go through the hassle of killing themselves, when clearly the coming Work and Reeducation Camps will take care of that.

See? It does get better, with Work and Reeducation Camps (that desperately needs a glitter embossed or bedazzled font). It’s like dieting. Are you few pounds from your goal Pelosi-like bony fingers? Don’t worry about it, it gets better.

At the Work and Reeducation Camps.

The "IT" Tee

Quick! Someone get the mainstream media on the horn, something Trayvon Martin related hasn’t gone across the annoying news ticker at the bottom of our screens in a whole forty-eight hours!

Don’t worry, MSM, continue drooling into the cup George Soros keeps his best set of teeth in, while planning the Obama 2012 campaign’s next move, we here at PD will pick up the Trayvon Martin slack.

Presenting hot off the couture runways in Casselberry, Florida, the Pussy Ass Cracker Tee. Pussy Ass Cracker Tee too haute for a honky to handle.

Made from organic cotton, this embossed iron on picture Tee, let’s you show the world that you demand street justice for Trayvon, and not that glorified honky court justice that all them other crackers and spics get. No, with this Tee (coming in sizes from XS to Biggie) you will be able to show all of your neighbors that you are the victim of daily racism due to the White Man holding you down with the Constitution and further state legislation.

This type of racial and ethnic tolerance is going fast, so be sure to snatch yours up now. Gold grill and chain set optional.

The Weirdly Bearded…

The Weirdly Bearded…Anders the nutjob Behring Breivik.

The partially shaved scruffy look is an official gentlemanly no-go.

Anders-the-Norwegian-Whack-Job-Breivik has been lapping up his courtroom trial soap box as of late, grinning for the prosecution and Nazi fist pumping for the public.

77 lives cut short, and Anders wants everyone to believe he’s not mental.

Well, we here at PD suggest, that Mr. Breivik loses the partial beard/ almost beard/ prepubescent scruff his face has going on these days, if he wants to convince anyone he’s not nuttier than a pecan pie.

Seriously, someone who can compose a 1500 page diatribe of racial hatred and alternative universe views, can’t even shave properly?

Let this serve as a lesson to all of you gents out there, Breivik’s style is nothing to immolate, despite the fact we’re sure he wishes it were so…After all, a year ago he did go to all of that trouble in order to have those glamor pics taken.

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