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Sweden’s Armed Forces Embraces Rainbow Laces

Sweden’s Armed Forces Embraces Rainbow Laces

Despite KLM missing the mark with their Gay Pride Click Campaign, Sweden’s Armed Forces weren’t...

Just Sayin’: Over The Iceland Bandwagon

Just Sayin’: Over The Iceland Bandwagon

To start with, we’d like to outline for the record, that PD covered Iceland long before the rest...

Faux Tiffanys Causes Costco to Pay Up

Faux Tiffanys Causes Costco to Pay Up

A fair amount of engagement rings (2,500) at remarkable whole-sale prices has put Costco and a...

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Boy Scouts

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Boy Scouts

Sure, the Philippine National Police will go the extra mile and hour to appease their President,...

Genius Idea: KLM’s Seatbelt Activism

Genius Idea: KLM’s Seatbelt Activism

This week’s bit of brilliance comes from Royal Dutch Airliner KLM’s Marketing Team.

We Got 9 Problems & Jeremy Scott is 1

The latest from Adidas.For a company with already a very controversial history, from being the offspring of the German Gebrüder Dassler Schuhfabrik, Adidas has recently definitely gotten into hot water again.

Skipping the Nazi background (wow, has that phrase ever been written before?), PD has a number of issues with their latest JS Roundhouse Mid kicks, otherwise known as the Shackle Shoe.

Shocker Friday: Obama's Haircut Actually Costs Money

Zariff takes a little off the top.In the slew of questions that we here at PD have for the White House, we can honestly say one was never, “How much does he pay for that haircut?” In fact, we thought that he didn’t pay for it. What’s being cut exactly? Doesn't he just buzz it in the morning before his SEIU meeting, like any other leader of the Semi-Free World?

Nope, and unfortunately the story gets worse. Twice a month, dear leader flies in his barber from Chicago to do the buzzing for him. Flies him into Washington. Zariff (first name only- like Cher, or Satan) his barber is supposedly so good that he’s even been allowed to add, “The Obama” to his pricelist of cuts.

It Gets Better For Progressive Dan Savage

MTV’s newest mouthpiece, Dan Savage, not to be confused with his dead ringer Shore Store owner Danny Merk, has been barreling in and out of school auditoriums with a slew of top tee looks. Dan Savage and his newest graphic message Tee.

Playing the role of Poster-Middle-Aged-Gay-Guy for the critically important, new campaign to stop LBGT teens from killing themselves, dubbed, “It Gets Better,” Progressive Dan has wanted to make it clear to all LBGT teens that suicide is stupid. Why would you kill yourself when you can kill your parents? Wait, sorry that’s Occupy Wall Street’s stance, and we’re positive that Dan has no affiliations with them or anyone from the Tides Foundation.

No, Dan feels as we do here at PD, that LBGT teens shouldn’t go through the hassle of killing themselves, when clearly the coming Work and Reeducation Camps will take care of that.

See? It does get better, with Work and Reeducation Camps (that desperately needs a glitter embossed or bedazzled font). It’s like dieting. Are you few pounds from your goal Pelosi-like bony fingers? Don’t worry about it, it gets better.

At the Work and Reeducation Camps.

The "IT" Tee

Quick! Someone get the mainstream media on the horn, something Trayvon Martin related hasn’t gone across the annoying news ticker at the bottom of our screens in a whole forty-eight hours!

Don’t worry, MSM, continue drooling into the cup George Soros keeps his best set of teeth in, while planning the Obama 2012 campaign’s next move, we here at PD will pick up the Trayvon Martin slack.

Presenting hot off the couture runways in Casselberry, Florida, the Pussy Ass Cracker Tee. Pussy Ass Cracker Tee too haute for a honky to handle.

Made from organic cotton, this embossed iron on picture Tee, let’s you show the world that you demand street justice for Trayvon, and not that glorified honky court justice that all them other crackers and spics get. No, with this Tee (coming in sizes from XS to Biggie) you will be able to show all of your neighbors that you are the victim of daily racism due to the White Man holding you down with the Constitution and further state legislation.

This type of racial and ethnic tolerance is going fast, so be sure to snatch yours up now. Gold grill and chain set optional.

The Weirdly Bearded…

The Weirdly Bearded…Anders the nutjob Behring Breivik.

The partially shaved scruffy look is an official gentlemanly no-go.

Anders-the-Norwegian-Whack-Job-Breivik has been lapping up his courtroom trial soap box as of late, grinning for the prosecution and Nazi fist pumping for the public.

77 lives cut short, and Anders wants everyone to believe he’s not mental.

Well, we here at PD suggest, that Mr. Breivik loses the partial beard/ almost beard/ prepubescent scruff his face has going on these days, if he wants to convince anyone he’s not nuttier than a pecan pie.

Seriously, someone who can compose a 1500 page diatribe of racial hatred and alternative universe views, can’t even shave properly?

Let this serve as a lesson to all of you gents out there, Breivik’s style is nothing to immolate, despite the fact we’re sure he wishes it were so…After all, a year ago he did go to all of that trouble in order to have those glamor pics taken.

Solved: What to Get Your Beloved Republican

Solved: What to Get Your Beloved RepublicanSuck it up, and show some support.

Have a special Republican in your life that’s been looking a little glum since Cain Bachmann Perry Santorum dropped out of the primary? Why not surprise your little elephant with something special?

For the low, low price of $30 and another $15 or so in shipping (hey, just the future cost of a loaf of bread in New York City) you can give them this chic tee, which is sure to brighten their spirits.

Available for pre-order here, this shirt has the positive affirmation that will be key in this presidential election: Mitt Romney, At Least He’s Not a Commie.


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