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Genius Idea: Fines For Tourist Harassers

Genius Idea: Fines For Tourist Harassers

Egypt has had no shortage of brilliance lately, and this week’s is no different.

Topless in Switzerland

Topless in Switzerland

We know that PD has a reputation of being somewhat depressing, but we can honestly say it’s going...

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Jeffree Starr and Jerrod Blandino might not have realized the unicorn look actually traces itself...

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Gangnam Style: How To

Gangnam Style!PDers it’s been one hell of a long week.

The US Energy Department is “unable to locate” half a million dollars, and now Progressives are testing the idea of a War on Summer, as our kids are supposedly too stupid and fat for frolicking in the sun. A pic of Anthony Weiner’s wiener was part of the front page header. We learned that Arab businessmen are buying temporary summer brides. We found a few needles in our turkey sandwiches, putting us officially off airplane food, no matter how hungry we might get in the future. To add further insult to our injury, flashy flash mobs took over the Jacksonville Walmart.

Yes, we admit it, we all live in a very depressing time, which is sometimes made even more disheartening by the information you find here. We get it. PD feels your pain. Really. Do you think that Weiner article just wrote itself? (That unfortunate contributor is now filing for workmen’s comp.) To make up for that, PD’s top Editor-in-Chief (you know the one that is going to take the fall for all of us when it’s Work and Reeducation Camp time) wanted to leave you guys with a happier spin on things.

Debate Etiquette 101

Meeting of the minds.Were you glued to the Youtube screen last weekend when the video surfaced of Jordanian MP Mohammed Shawabka going all Mid-East meets Wild West on a live television debate? No? You weren’t? You haven’t seen it? Then put those nuke codes to the side, tell Jackie she can finish the Smither’s account herself (she really wants to anyway, be nice and throw her that bone), and jack your HP speakers up. It’s time for Debate Etiquette 101.

Putin the World's Tick

Putin the Tick.It’s summer, which means that with the added heat taxpayer’s get a more irritable. Seeing constant construction in D.C., and reading about Putin locking up another punk protester girlie band, while wrestling a tiger, just starts to get old.

PD feels your frustration (boy, do we), so we’ve decided it’s time to offer you our special, patented Tick Removal Trick.

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