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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

How To: Survive 100 Years of National Parks

Tips for Yellowstone National Park.Buffalo don’t make ideal tour guides.  Americans have been told to celebrate a century since Theodore Roosevelt’s massive land-grab, but that is proving to be deadly proposition. Don’t worry though, as always PD’s got you covered.

How To: Prep For a Terrorist Delivered Nuke

With recent revelations in Belgium, should you worry about terrorists attacking a nuclear power plant?In life there are a lot of things to worry about, this one in particular perhaps not so much.A majority of the population may have spent last weekend fretting away in traffic, worried over the upcoming changes to Instagram (leave it to Facebook to crush a good thing) and whether or not terrorists would/could actually blow up a nuclear power plant.

Hey, people are complicated creatures, what can we say? In any case, apart from the Instagram thing, as always PD’s got you covered.

Memory Lane Monday: Save Your Marriage/Beat Your Spouse

Beating your wife is nothing not new advice in Islam.Just don't ugly up the face...Obviously when you are in the mood for news you can use, you bypass CNN, Fox and MSNBC for the hardhitting stories from Gaza TV.

In a segment perfectly-timed for Valentine’s, the Mufti of Gaza, Hassan Al-Laham, gave a beautiful interview for Gaza TV on how in Islam, divorce should be the absolute last resort.

How To: Cure the Hillary Cough

The Huma stiff arm.It also tastes a lot better than losing an election.A lot is being made of Hillary Clinton’s bouts of coughing on the campaign trail, and while clearly she is no stranger to choking on Election Day, in all fairness these flare-ups aren’t that big of a deal when you consider the following.

Daash Lays Out the Rules for Sex Slaves

Valentine's Day in Islam.Slavery, the new black.Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Daash has finally outlined the correct Allah-inspired ins and outs of having sex slaves.

Chap-Stick: Vital For the End of the World

Pucker up. The $1.50 lifesaver. Sure, your child’s school has banned it, but when the chips are down a tube or two of chap-stick can really get you out of a jam.

Not clear on how? Don’t worry, as always PD’s got you covered.

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