Last week we went over the DHS’ tips on dealing with an active shooter situation with some safety scissors and a stapler, but this week we thought we’d go a little further and cover the University of Colorado’s knew directive on the best ways to avoid being raped on their campuses. Despite what bull dog douche Bob Beckel might think, yes, women still get raped on campuses.
he she isn’t busy lecturing the American public about appropriate internet hygiene, John Janet Napolitano is using Chinese taxpayer’s dollars to make circa 1980’s quality informational shorts about how to handle active “shooter” situations.
While the actors were certainly spry and believable in their roles, the tips highlighted fit beautifully for PD’s Genius Fridays.
Nights spent coughing up your lungs don’t do much for hitting those eight hours of beauty sleep, and are a great way to break a few ribs. Frustrated? At your wits end? Don’t worry, PD’s got you covered. We’re good like that.
While most people around the world use this time to make pledges to actually use that gym membership twice, or to give up reality T.V., it’s a tradition here at PD to play a little game called, 10-4-10.
You don’t need to be Nostradamus or a Mayan, to partake in this yearly prediction fun. You don’t even need a crystal ball, or gyspy welfare check. You can play this game with your near and dear, or you can play with PD for a chance to win big.