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2017: Gold Decadence

2017: Gold Decadence

While the Ramallah catwalks are embracing the recycled look with duds made from old newspapers...

Memory Lane Monday: Lagerfeld on Merkel

Memory Lane Monday: Lagerfeld on Merkel

The Outraged Class has forgotten about Donna Karan’s tips on risqué fashion, in favor of putting...

Genius Idea: Cancel Gone With the Wind

Genius Idea: Cancel Gone With the Wind

Since our PD Book Club pick for the this month is To Kill a Mocking Bird, our staff felt that we...

EU: Greek Yogurt Can Only Be Greek

EU: Greek Yogurt Can Only Be Greek

In the off chance you were lamenting last year’s Brexit Vote, just know that Britain’s leaving in...

With Love From Bulgaria

With Love From Bulgaria

Sure, Zimbabwe’s in the middle of a military coup-non-coup, but have you checked your mail...

Commie Claus XMAS Shopping

The holidays are coming. The holidays are coming.Yum, tastes like tyranny. At PD we strongly believe that it’s never too early to start thinking about Christmas. Snatching up gifts for all of the oddballs on your list in August can really save on the December headache.

So, if we’re talking about oddballs today, we have a few suggestions for those antisemits, hapless emo fascists, and campus communists on your holiday list.

Politician Repellant

There's are about a billion different stats on malaria.Nets can help too. The trick is staying in them.Mosquitoes, or Congolese Vampires, like politicians seem to strive to ruin your good time. Any barbeque social, quick outside jaunt, or crack in the wall---they’re there, and as in the case of Anthony Weiner, they’re swimming with disease.

Ick, what’s a good citizen to do? Well, PD’s got you covered.

The Flies Know?

Insert your own fly pun here.We’ve already talked about how the bees know, and the benefits of a jar honey, but the PD staff has yet to delve into Dear Leader’s fly problem.

No matter the temps outside, or the season, Barack Obama’s forehead seems to be able to catch more flies than any insect strip on the market.

How To: Dress For the G8

Snazzy.How short is Putin? Goodness gracious. What happens when you get a bunch of major Statists from all over the world together for a summer powwow? Well, you make sure they strictly adhere to a “casual” and “relaxed” dress code. Oh, Mahmoud Statists.

Perhaps the outside black bloc rioters, would have a better chance of infiltrating the meeting if they dropped their balaclavas and hoodies in favor of something more along the lines of the G8 Dress Code listed below.

Genius Idea: Drinking During the Day to Alleviate High Tax Fatigue

kalousek2How Miroslav Kalousek lives with his beliefs.We’re taking a break on innovative ways of avoiding rape this week, in favor of telling you about the wisdom of one of the premier European economists of our time: Miroslav Kalousek.

Fabulous in a Flood

Prague Castle Vltava flooding view, Czech Republic.All of the April June showers now have a good chunk of Eastern Europe investing in arks. Waters hit their highest point this morning along the Vltava, and the Danube isn’t fairing much better. This begs the question though, how exactly should one handle being in a flash flood situation?

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