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Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Since last summer’s coup attempt, Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been freed by his...

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

PD hates to kick your off your week with anything dark, pessimistic or chilling, but we do it...

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

At a time when airline customer service seems to be an archaic concept, Air India, ever the...

Too Many Holidays

Too Many Holidays

Today’s 4/20, and after Easter on Monday, Earth Day over the weekend and Witch Burning Day the...

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

So far 2017 seems to be the year where top and semi-top tier companies vie to win the PR label of...

How To: Handle an Acid Attack

Realities of 2013.Acids attacks aren’t exclusive to Zanzibar. There were 56 reports of acid attacks in New Delhi this last Spring alone. Cambodia, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and other patriarchal societies are hot beds for acid attacks.

While those may seem like distant locales to some of you PDers out there, in 2011 and 2012 there were 144 reported UK cases.

Ditching Old World Stink

Of course maybe it’s not just a European thing…George Soros on the beach… Some things can’t be unseen.Sorry, European PDers, but we have to be honest here--- the concept of deodorant is still fairly new to most of your shores.

Enter any bus or tram in the month of August, and you’ll know we’re right.

If you happen to find yourself in the middle of a conversation with a European naturalist, then win the pro-argument and seal the deal not just on the scent point, but on these other two added uses for a deo-stick.

Friday Fun: Are You Up for a Game of Obama?

A true talent. Look at that form. At the risk of sounding like Michelle Antoinette or Heir Bloomberg, how about ditching the Drudge Report and stress connected to the news of the latest assaults on man’s freedom, and instead hitting the basketball courts with your near and dear for a game of Obama?

Commie Claus XMAS Shopping

The holidays are coming. The holidays are coming.Yum, tastes like tyranny. At PD we strongly believe that it’s never too early to start thinking about Christmas. Snatching up gifts for all of the oddballs on your list in August can really save on the December headache.

So, if we’re talking about oddballs today, we have a few suggestions for those antisemits, hapless emo fascists, and campus communists on your holiday list.

Politician Repellant

There's are about a billion different stats on malaria.Nets can help too. The trick is staying in them.Mosquitoes, or Congolese Vampires, like politicians seem to strive to ruin your good time. Any barbeque social, quick outside jaunt, or crack in the wall---they’re there, and as in the case of Anthony Weiner, they’re swimming with disease.

Ick, what’s a good citizen to do? Well, PD’s got you covered.

The Flies Know?

Insert your own fly pun here.We’ve already talked about how the bees know, and the benefits of a jar honey, but the PD staff has yet to delve into Dear Leader’s fly problem.

No matter the temps outside, or the season, Barack Obama’s forehead seems to be able to catch more flies than any insect strip on the market.

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