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2017: Gold Decadence

2017: Gold Decadence

While the Ramallah catwalks are embracing the recycled look with duds made from old newspapers...

Memory Lane Monday: Lagerfeld on Merkel

Memory Lane Monday: Lagerfeld on Merkel

The Outraged Class has forgotten about Donna Karan’s tips on risqué fashion, in favor of putting...

Genius Idea: Cancel Gone With the Wind

Genius Idea: Cancel Gone With the Wind

Since our PD Book Club pick for the this month is To Kill a Mocking Bird, our staff felt that we...

EU: Greek Yogurt Can Only Be Greek

EU: Greek Yogurt Can Only Be Greek

In the off chance you were lamenting last year’s Brexit Vote, just know that Britain’s leaving in...

With Love From Bulgaria

With Love From Bulgaria

Sure, Zimbabwe’s in the middle of a military coup-non-coup, but have you checked your mail...

Wanna Play a Game: Knockout!

Mob life? Thug life? Why not just give them life?Knockout can also be played on the go.Who doesn’t like a good game?

Here at PD, we understand that not everyone is into delayed gratification, a paramount key to 10-4-10, and the staff also realizes that not everyone enjoys trudging out to their local courts for a game of Obama. Both of those games do seem to eat up a lot of time.

Make Your Own Halloween Candy

Don’t let this happen to you.Candy in every bag?The Washington Branch of Making Life Miserable for Americans is getting some serious help from Europe this festive season, as the cost of cocoa butter has spiked 70% from last year, along with a 50% jump in the cost of white milk powder, making most milk chocolate treats in US supermarkets about 32% more expensive this year.

And that’s not even addressing the gift that keeps on taking, Bernanke’s and soon to be Yellen’s QE4Ever.

In short, the cost of Halloween candy is too damn high for a chunk of households this year.

How To: Cure The Obamacare Headache

Instant migraine.Of course, Gatorade might be banned soon as Michelle Antoinette is working on mandating “free” water. While the Unions, McDonald’s, and Dunkin’ Donuts hit the Washington circuit in a bid to wiggle themselves out of it, Forever 21, small businesses, and the rest of the Nation brace for impact.

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Obamacare, and despite what a jack-o-lanterned-skinned, Republican, Speaker of the House whistles in the press today, it’s most likely here to stay.

How To: Handle an Acid Attack

Realities of 2013.Acids attacks aren’t exclusive to Zanzibar. There were 56 reports of acid attacks in New Delhi this last Spring alone. Cambodia, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and other patriarchal societies are hot beds for acid attacks.

While those may seem like distant locales to some of you PDers out there, in 2011 and 2012 there were 144 reported UK cases.

Ditching Old World Stink

Of course maybe it’s not just a European thing…George Soros on the beach… Some things can’t be unseen.Sorry, European PDers, but we have to be honest here--- the concept of deodorant is still fairly new to most of your shores.

Enter any bus or tram in the month of August, and you’ll know we’re right.

If you happen to find yourself in the middle of a conversation with a European naturalist, then win the pro-argument and seal the deal not just on the scent point, but on these other two added uses for a deo-stick.

Friday Fun: Are You Up for a Game of Obama?

A true talent. Look at that form. At the risk of sounding like Michelle Antoinette or Heir Bloomberg, how about ditching the Drudge Report and stress connected to the news of the latest assaults on man’s freedom, and instead hitting the basketball courts with your near and dear for a game of Obama?

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