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Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Since last summer’s coup attempt, Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been freed by his...

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

PD hates to kick your off your week with anything dark, pessimistic or chilling, but we do it...

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

At a time when airline customer service seems to be an archaic concept, Air India, ever the...

Too Many Holidays

Too Many Holidays

Today’s 4/20, and after Easter on Monday, Earth Day over the weekend and Witch Burning Day the...

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

So far 2017 seems to be the year where top and semi-top tier companies vie to win the PR label of...

Curing the FLU without the CDC

Start taking illnesses like a man, that way Obamacare won’t be such a shock to the system.The CDC, the step-parent you never wanted. When the CDC isn’t telling Americans that they drink too much and begging for additional funding to properly educate the masses on the heart break of cirrhosis of the liver, or wrecking the sweet heart mood by claiming gonorrhea is up by 4% and syphilis 11% from 2012, all because of homophobia and a lack of “affordable” healthcare, they are busy hyping up H1N1 for all those piggies got.

Game On For 2014

There’s no need to get your year off to a Grumpy start. We promise Obamacare will give you plenty to be upset about come February. Who is on your list this year?Happy New Year, PDers!

Between the hustle and bustle of collecting all your fireworks, and lamenting the local burning bans in your neck of the woods, remember we’re taking submissions for 2014’s game of 10-4-10 until noon January 1st, 2014 CST.

The Solution for a Tiny Turkey on the Table: Turducken

Gotta feed the soul.Protein---it's what's for dinner.Despite being named after a cardiologist’s wet dream, North Carolina’s hallmark, Butterball is coming up short this Turkey Day.

The number of 16 pound bad boys and their heftier brethren hitting the grocer’s shelves this season nationwide has approximately been halved from last year, due to higher feed costs.

Wanna Play a Game: Knockout!

Mob life? Thug life? Why not just give them life?Knockout can also be played on the go.Who doesn’t like a good game?

Here at PD, we understand that not everyone is into delayed gratification, a paramount key to 10-4-10, and the staff also realizes that not everyone enjoys trudging out to their local courts for a game of Obama. Both of those games do seem to eat up a lot of time.

Make Your Own Halloween Candy

Don’t let this happen to you.Candy in every bag?The Washington Branch of Making Life Miserable for Americans is getting some serious help from Europe this festive season, as the cost of cocoa butter has spiked 70% from last year, along with a 50% jump in the cost of white milk powder, making most milk chocolate treats in US supermarkets about 32% more expensive this year.

And that’s not even addressing the gift that keeps on taking, Bernanke’s and soon to be Yellen’s QE4Ever.

In short, the cost of Halloween candy is too damn high for a chunk of households this year.

How To: Cure The Obamacare Headache

Instant migraine.Of course, Gatorade might be banned soon as Michelle Antoinette is working on mandating “free” water. While the Unions, McDonald’s, and Dunkin’ Donuts hit the Washington circuit in a bid to wiggle themselves out of it, Forever 21, small businesses, and the rest of the Nation brace for impact.

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Obamacare, and despite what a jack-o-lanterned-skinned, Republican, Speaker of the House whistles in the press today, it’s most likely here to stay.

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