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Just Askin’: How Terrible Is It to Live in DeRay McKesson’s World?

Just Askin’: How Terrible Is It to Live in DeRay McKesson’s World?

Lately, when he isn’t forcing Katy Perry to confess her worst sins (that Obama dress back in the...

Must See TV: A Daash Drama?

Must See TV: A Daash Drama?

Tired of your usual Netflix lineup of murder documentaries, and Housewives of Gibraltar? Well,...

Vacation Like a Nazi

Vacation Like a Nazi

Supposing the fashion adage of what is old is new carries over to travel, why not vacation like a...

The Cheaper Way to Blot Out

The Cheaper Way to Blot Out

Egypt might be trying to blot out their last two revolutions from high school history books, but...

Tatted? No Hot Springs For You

Tatted? No Hot Springs For You

Those in the FDA are not the only ones that want you to think twice before you tattoo.

Memory Lane Monday: Beware the Accent

Btw: Those “endangered” polar bears have increased their numbers by over 115% since the 80’s. Our staff celebrates Earth Hour by leaving our fridges open, and turning on every light in our 100,000 square ft abodes. Well PDers, we sure have talked a lot about the environment thus far this month. Two Memory Lanes devoted to Climate Gate and its arch nemesis the Polar Vortex, and another article about how Tomáš Podivínský wants to clad them both in cormorant briefs. Why not round off January with one more tidbit about these eco warriors?

Curing the FLU without the CDC

Start taking illnesses like a man, that way Obamacare won’t be such a shock to the system.The CDC, the step-parent you never wanted. When the CDC isn’t telling Americans that they drink too much and begging for additional funding to properly educate the masses on the heart break of cirrhosis of the liver, or wrecking the sweet heart mood by claiming gonorrhea is up by 4% and syphilis 11% from 2012, all because of homophobia and a lack of “affordable” healthcare, they are busy hyping up H1N1 for all those piggies got.

Game On For 2014

There’s no need to get your year off to a Grumpy start. We promise Obamacare will give you plenty to be upset about come February. Who is on your list this year?Happy New Year, PDers!

Between the hustle and bustle of collecting all your fireworks, and lamenting the local burning bans in your neck of the woods, remember we’re taking submissions for 2014’s game of 10-4-10 until noon January 1st, 2014 CST.

The Solution for a Tiny Turkey on the Table: Turducken

Gotta feed the soul.Protein---it's what's for dinner.Despite being named after a cardiologist’s wet dream, North Carolina’s hallmark, Butterball is coming up short this Turkey Day.

The number of 16 pound bad boys and their heftier brethren hitting the grocer’s shelves this season nationwide has approximately been halved from last year, due to higher feed costs.

Wanna Play a Game: Knockout!

Mob life? Thug life? Why not just give them life?Knockout can also be played on the go.Who doesn’t like a good game?

Here at PD, we understand that not everyone is into delayed gratification, a paramount key to 10-4-10, and the staff also realizes that not everyone enjoys trudging out to their local courts for a game of Obama. Both of those games do seem to eat up a lot of time.

Make Your Own Halloween Candy

Don’t let this happen to you.Candy in every bag?The Washington Branch of Making Life Miserable for Americans is getting some serious help from Europe this festive season, as the cost of cocoa butter has spiked 70% from last year, along with a 50% jump in the cost of white milk powder, making most milk chocolate treats in US supermarkets about 32% more expensive this year.

And that’s not even addressing the gift that keeps on taking, Bernanke’s and soon to be Yellen’s QE4Ever.

In short, the cost of Halloween candy is too damn high for a chunk of households this year.

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