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2017: Gold Decadence

2017: Gold Decadence

While the Ramallah catwalks are embracing the recycled look with duds made from old newspapers...

Memory Lane Monday: Lagerfeld on Merkel

Memory Lane Monday: Lagerfeld on Merkel

The Outraged Class has forgotten about Donna Karan’s tips on risqué fashion, in favor of putting...

Genius Idea: Cancel Gone With the Wind

Genius Idea: Cancel Gone With the Wind

Since our PD Book Club pick for the this month is To Kill a Mocking Bird, our staff felt that we...

EU: Greek Yogurt Can Only Be Greek

EU: Greek Yogurt Can Only Be Greek

In the off chance you were lamenting last year’s Brexit Vote, just know that Britain’s leaving in...

With Love From Bulgaria

With Love From Bulgaria

Sure, Zimbabwe’s in the middle of a military coup-non-coup, but have you checked your mail...

Flotus Feasting

Don’t forget to invite a token race baiter, like Al Sharpton, for after dinner entertainment. Lots of pomp and no circumstance.Not sure what to serve for your sweetheart this Valentine’s Day now that the State has decided to ruin sushi for the masses? Don’t worry, as always PD and the White House Staff have got you covered.

Genius Idea: Sushi Regulation

We’ll take the sushi tank.sushi81If you were planning on taking your California sweetheart for a romantic sushi-run and bottle of sake next Friday, then prepare to be disappointed.

Memory Lane Monday: Beware the Accent

Btw: Those “endangered” polar bears have increased their numbers by over 115% since the 80’s. Our staff celebrates Earth Hour by leaving our fridges open, and turning on every light in our 100,000 square ft abodes. Well PDers, we sure have talked a lot about the environment thus far this month. Two Memory Lanes devoted to Climate Gate and its arch nemesis the Polar Vortex, and another article about how Tomáš Podivínský wants to clad them both in cormorant briefs. Why not round off January with one more tidbit about these eco warriors?

Curing the FLU without the CDC

Start taking illnesses like a man, that way Obamacare won’t be such a shock to the system.The CDC, the step-parent you never wanted. When the CDC isn’t telling Americans that they drink too much and begging for additional funding to properly educate the masses on the heart break of cirrhosis of the liver, or wrecking the sweet heart mood by claiming gonorrhea is up by 4% and syphilis 11% from 2012, all because of homophobia and a lack of “affordable” healthcare, they are busy hyping up H1N1 for all those piggies got.

Game On For 2014

There’s no need to get your year off to a Grumpy start. We promise Obamacare will give you plenty to be upset about come February. Who is on your list this year?Happy New Year, PDers!

Between the hustle and bustle of collecting all your fireworks, and lamenting the local burning bans in your neck of the woods, remember we’re taking submissions for 2014’s game of 10-4-10 until noon January 1st, 2014 CST.

The Solution for a Tiny Turkey on the Table: Turducken

Gotta feed the soul.Protein---it's what's for dinner.Despite being named after a cardiologist’s wet dream, North Carolina’s hallmark, Butterball is coming up short this Turkey Day.

The number of 16 pound bad boys and their heftier brethren hitting the grocer’s shelves this season nationwide has approximately been halved from last year, due to higher feed costs.


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