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Genius Idea: Fines For Tourist Harassers

Genius Idea: Fines For Tourist Harassers

Egypt has had no shortage of brilliance lately, and this week’s is no different.

Topless in Switzerland

Topless in Switzerland

We know that PD has a reputation of being somewhat depressing, but we can honestly say it’s going...

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Move Over Unicorns, It’s All about the Balloons

Jeffree Starr and Jerrod Blandino might not have realized the unicorn look actually traces itself...

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Genius Idea: Pay Al Qaeda to Kidnap Your Citizens

Want to bag on Europe? First look in the mirror.Think of it as a salary.Making the rounds on the mainstream media this week is the revelation that $66 Million of Al Qaeda’s 2014 budget has come from a lucrative ransom venture with top European countries.

Like any good get-rich-and-rockets-quick scheme, the plan on paper seems easy enough.

Memory Monday Lane: How to be a Gentleman with Mauricio Macri

I think you lost me at some point there…What he means is…well…Nice rack. The esteemed Mayor of Buenos Aires, Mauricio Macri, really knows the mindset of the opposite sex.

After getting caught eyeballing a minor, Macri was quick to be explain that what the media tries to label as perverted and creepy, is actually just a compliment, and honestly between him and whoever is interviewing Macri at the time, the ladies love it.

Genius Idea: 9 Rules For Dealing with the Government

The actual flyers sent home, complete with typos.The plastic Thunderdome.Another Friday, and another genius idea brought to you by those teaching the next generation of fine citizens. Zeman Elementary School (in Nebraska, not related to, or to be confused with the inebriated Czech President Zeman) students were recently sent home with an informational flyer on how to best handle bullying, which reads a bit like an abuser’s manifesto.

As with every genius idea from whistling to rapists, and banning bossy, let’s have some fun.

Just Sayin’: Do it Chipotle, Do it

This feels a little Harry Reid, but okay.Calorie bomb? You bet. The glee in the George Soros’ ThinkProgress.Org branch could be heard in their write up this week about how due to Chipotle’s concern about global warming, the chain might have to stop selling guacamole.

Flotus Feasting

Don’t forget to invite a token race baiter, like Al Sharpton, for after dinner entertainment. Lots of pomp and no circumstance.Not sure what to serve for your sweetheart this Valentine’s Day now that the State has decided to ruin sushi for the masses? Don’t worry, as always PD and the White House Staff have got you covered.

Genius Idea: Sushi Regulation

We’ll take the sushi tank.sushi81If you were planning on taking your California sweetheart for a romantic sushi-run and bottle of sake next Friday, then prepare to be disappointed.

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