Political Dresser

2017: Gold Decadence

2017: Gold Decadence

While the Ramallah catwalks are embracing the recycled look with duds made from old newspapers...

Memory Lane Monday: Lagerfeld on Merkel

Memory Lane Monday: Lagerfeld on Merkel

The Outraged Class has forgotten about Donna Karan’s tips on risqué fashion, in favor of putting...

Genius Idea: Cancel Gone With the Wind

Genius Idea: Cancel Gone With the Wind

Since our PD Book Club pick for the this month is To Kill a Mocking Bird, our staff felt that we...

EU: Greek Yogurt Can Only Be Greek

EU: Greek Yogurt Can Only Be Greek

In the off chance you were lamenting last year’s Brexit Vote, just know that Britain’s leaving in...

With Love From Bulgaria

With Love From Bulgaria

Sure, Zimbabwe’s in the middle of a military coup-non-coup, but have you checked your mail...

How To: Waterproof Your Matches

Reminds us of 1984, and not the book.You can even waterproof your basic matchbox matches.While the rest of the world is taking today to celebrate the latest douche accessory piece, the Apple Watch, PD decided that we’d rather cover something useful---like surviving an EMP, something your Apple slap-band won’t do.

Just Sayin’: That’s deserved or How to Be an Idiot

This giraffe story does have us wanting to splurge on the Louis Vuitton safari collection though.No one caught that on film? Typical Big Gov sucking at the basics. Drudge had an excellent headline last week along the lines of, “Woman Breaks into Giraffe Exhibit, Gets Kicked in Face,” and our staff was just wondering if anyone else out there hoped there would be an attached picture or video?

Genius Idea: Pay Al Qaeda to Kidnap Your Citizens

Want to bag on Europe? First look in the mirror.Think of it as a salary.Making the rounds on the mainstream media this week is the revelation that $66 Million of Al Qaeda’s 2014 budget has come from a lucrative ransom venture with top European countries.

Like any good get-rich-and-rockets-quick scheme, the plan on paper seems easy enough.

Memory Monday Lane: How to be a Gentleman with Mauricio Macri

I think you lost me at some point there…What he means is…well…Nice rack. The esteemed Mayor of Buenos Aires, Mauricio Macri, really knows the mindset of the opposite sex.

After getting caught eyeballing a minor, Macri was quick to be explain that what the media tries to label as perverted and creepy, is actually just a compliment, and honestly between him and whoever is interviewing Macri at the time, the ladies love it.

Genius Idea: 9 Rules For Dealing with the Government

The actual flyers sent home, complete with typos.The plastic Thunderdome.Another Friday, and another genius idea brought to you by those teaching the next generation of fine citizens. Zeman Elementary School (in Nebraska, not related to, or to be confused with the inebriated Czech President Zeman) students were recently sent home with an informational flyer on how to best handle bullying, which reads a bit like an abuser’s manifesto.

As with every genius idea from whistling to rapists, and banning bossy, let’s have some fun.

Just Sayin’: Do it Chipotle, Do it

This feels a little Harry Reid, but okay.Calorie bomb? You bet. The glee in the George Soros’ ThinkProgress.Org branch could be heard in their write up this week about how due to Chipotle’s concern about global warming, the chain might have to stop selling guacamole.

Search

Book Club

Social Widget

Due to the European Union's Cookie Act (it's not as delicious as it sounds) the EU wants you to know that we use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. More information.