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Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Since last summer’s coup attempt, Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been freed by his...

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

PD hates to kick your off your week with anything dark, pessimistic or chilling, but we do it...

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

Genius Idea: Air India’s Customer Service

At a time when airline customer service seems to be an archaic concept, Air India, ever the...

Too Many Holidays

Too Many Holidays

Today’s 4/20, and after Easter on Monday, Earth Day over the weekend and Witch Burning Day the...

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

So far 2017 seems to be the year where top and semi-top tier companies vie to win the PR label of...

Memory Monday Lane: How to be a Gentleman with Mauricio Macri

I think you lost me at some point there…What he means is…well…Nice rack. The esteemed Mayor of Buenos Aires, Mauricio Macri, really knows the mindset of the opposite sex.

After getting caught eyeballing a minor, Macri was quick to be explain that what the media tries to label as perverted and creepy, is actually just a compliment, and honestly between him and whoever is interviewing Macri at the time, the ladies love it.

Genius Idea: 9 Rules For Dealing with the Government

The actual flyers sent home, complete with typos.The plastic Thunderdome.Another Friday, and another genius idea brought to you by those teaching the next generation of fine citizens. Zeman Elementary School (in Nebraska, not related to, or to be confused with the inebriated Czech President Zeman) students were recently sent home with an informational flyer on how to best handle bullying, which reads a bit like an abuser’s manifesto.

As with every genius idea from whistling to rapists, and banning bossy, let’s have some fun.

Just Sayin’: Do it Chipotle, Do it

This feels a little Harry Reid, but okay.Calorie bomb? You bet. The glee in the George Soros’ ThinkProgress.Org branch could be heard in their write up this week about how due to Chipotle’s concern about global warming, the chain might have to stop selling guacamole.

Flotus Feasting

Don’t forget to invite a token race baiter, like Al Sharpton, for after dinner entertainment. Lots of pomp and no circumstance.Not sure what to serve for your sweetheart this Valentine’s Day now that the State has decided to ruin sushi for the masses? Don’t worry, as always PD and the White House Staff have got you covered.

Genius Idea: Sushi Regulation

We’ll take the sushi tank.sushi81If you were planning on taking your California sweetheart for a romantic sushi-run and bottle of sake next Friday, then prepare to be disappointed.

Memory Lane Monday: Beware the Accent

Btw: Those “endangered” polar bears have increased their numbers by over 115% since the 80’s. Our staff celebrates Earth Hour by leaving our fridges open, and turning on every light in our 100,000 square ft abodes. Well PDers, we sure have talked a lot about the environment thus far this month. Two Memory Lanes devoted to Climate Gate and its arch nemesis the Polar Vortex, and another article about how Tomáš Podivínský wants to clad them both in cormorant briefs. Why not round off January with one more tidbit about these eco warriors?

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