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2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Digital Graves

Digital Graves

Well, it has finally happened, PDers. Welcome to the age of digital graves!

UN: Vampires in Malawi

UN: Vampires in Malawi

Here at PD, we’ve often joked about the United Nations being a useless organization (unless of...

Genius Idea: Smuggling Made Easier with Caskets

Maybe they just need a War on Guns...The winners of the Drug War, casket makers and Big Government.In Venezuela, you might need to get yours on an installment plan, but for the drug cartels in Mexico, when it comes to smuggling contraband into the United States, caskets are king.

Hearses are now being stopped between the two countries, as Border Patrol claims that coffins are a newer, albeit more morbid, way to smuggle marijuana, meth and cocaine.$33,000 worth of marijuana bricks.

A recent hearse incident netted a Border Patrol bust of marijuana bricks, street valued at $33,000.

Of course, PDers, now that the drug cartels’ clever use of coffins has been discovered, they’ll have to go back to the drawing board, still though---caskets.

With how many people have been murdered in the Drug War, using coffins to smuggle crank does follow a certain logic.

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    They might as well put drugs in the tombstones.

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