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Ebola: The CDC Exhibit

Ebola: The CDC Exhibit

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Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

Ripe ass avocados.The horror.In the last year, avocado back from a 1980’s slumber (much like the KGB) has taken the place of kale on the fitness lemming’s shelf, and due to that, the United Kingdom feels this fruit should come with a warning label.

No, it’s not so much the avocado itself that is dangerous, but what has the UK Government so concerned is terrorism how people try to slice them.

Labeling the epidemic as Avocado Hand, which can end in stitches or nerve damage, a mandate on special stickers which would detail how to properly slice an avocado is being considered now, as per suggested by the British Association of Plastic, Reconstructive and Aesthetic Surgeons.Avocado Hand, the real crisis of 2017.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, our ancestors would be so proud!

Of course, as genius as that may sound to some, keep in mind that the UK Government has already proven with regulations on chocolate bars and the material composition of coffee cups, that securing their populace from the scourge of Avocado Hand is well within their purview. 

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    What really are the numbers on this "epidemic"?

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