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Memory Lane Monday: Ballots and 130,000 Refugees Unaccounted For

Memory Lane Monday: Ballots and 130,000 Refugees Unaccounted For

With Germany going to vote for Angela Merkel as leader of the Fatherland for the fourth time in...

Genius Idea: Slides For Men Not Women

Genius Idea: Slides For Men Not Women

Let’s finish up Summer 2017, with this little bit of genius from Germany’s Galaxy Water Park,...

Bikini Rights

Bikini Rights

You wouldn’t think that the right to wear a bikini would be eroded under a Trump Administration,...

Just Askin’: Could We Not Go For the Coffin Photo Op?

Just Askin’: Could We Not Go For the Coffin Photo Op?

Over the years, our staff has made a few simple requests of the human race.

Oval Office Wallpaper Revamp

Oval Office Wallpaper Revamp

As with each new Administration, decorators come in and do all they can to scrub out the lies and...

June Recap: Nothing Changes

Coat of paint.Even if gold and the evil eye come together.Each month we meet here for a brief recap, and as PD’s been at this for a couple of years now, it’s a bit interesting to look back at past Junes and see how much, or rather how little, has changed.

Memory Lane Monday: Shiite Climate Science

What's a little gay pride without tear gas?Drought? It must be how women are dressing these days.While Turkey was busy breaking up gay pride gatherings in Istanbul with tear gas and rubber bullets, their neighbor Iran was finally able to nail down why there’s been so little rain this year---immodesty.

Sumptuary Laws Part 1: Ancient Greece and Rome

We’d rather smell the coffee.By definition. As much fun as spotlighting the daily bits of ulcer-inducing tyrannies the mainstream media celebrates, our staff has decided that we’d much rather go back for a wider historical context to show that today’s authoritarians aren't exactly reinventing the wheel.

Let’s talk sumptuary laws.

Memory Lane Monday: Gay Today

No beard, no terror?Ivan Okhlobystin, you know, those are some pretty gay specs for someone that’s not gay...As everyone changes their Avatar to reflect those killed by a Daash operative (of course, the man’s father swears his son was never affiliated with terror, “No radicalism, no. He doesn’t have a beard even.”) at gay club Pulse this weekend in Florida, PD would like to focus on the oddity that in a time when Oregon has ruled that you can list yourself as, “Non-binary,” so many are surprised that there are those governments and groups in the world that actually prosecute and execute homosexuality.

Just Sayin’: Kinder Keeping PEDIGA Swimsuit Ready

Live happier.Bars of sweet hatred. German citizens are eschewing their beloved Kinder chocolate bars as of late, and not just because of how all Social Media has made it their holy jihad to inform everyone that, “Swimsuit season is coming.”

Daash Dinar Sinks, Organs up

Daash flag.Chasing Dinars...Do you recall how yesterday we suggested that your liver might come in handy during the Trump Administration?

Well, apparently the Daash Dinar isn’t doing quite as well as those milkers of male goats would want, causing them to up their trade in organs.


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