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Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

In a sure sign that it will take a lot more than Ambassador Rodman and an edible bouquet of...

Genius Idea: Tittooing

Genius Idea: Tittooing

While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic...

Cantaloupe Beauty

Cantaloupe Beauty

With kale now finally on the outs, the cut-throat beauty community is now looking for a new...

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Big Government is planning on protecting you from waist trainers, flat tummy teas and teeth...

Just Sayin’: Let’s Not Steal the Oxygen Tanks

Just Sayin’: Let’s Not Steal the Oxygen Tanks

It’s not just possible age caps hurting Everest trekkers. Now, it’s a steep increase in oxygen...

Daash Dinar Sinks, Organs up

Daash flag.Chasing Dinars...Do you recall how yesterday we suggested that your liver might come in handy during the Trump Administration?

Well, apparently the Daash Dinar isn’t doing quite as well as those milkers of male goats would want, causing them to up their trade in organs.

CDC Lab Suspensions

Riiiiight.This creepy pic provided by CDC.govFor a feel-good-Thursday article, our staff thought we’d cover the recent 3 year permit suspension for a CDC lab mishandling bits of anthrax, smallpox and plague.

Genius Idea: FEMA Can’t Account for $4.56M in Sandy Fuel Funds

Of course, in all fairness, that figure means that they are able to account for roughly 30% of the money, so hey---glass a third full, right?FEMA in all its glory.In a shocker on par with finding out that Charlie Sheen has HIV, it was revealed recently that the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) is unable to account for $4.56 Million of the $6.37 Million they were allotted to provide fuel to the New York area after 2012’s Superstorm Sandy.

Genius Idea: Czechia

Still better than Carnival…Czechia is just the tip of the idiot iceberg. You might have heard of the brilliance of President Zeman and Prime Minister Sobotka to change the name of the Czech Republic (after those of us spending 20+ years convincing the world that, no, Czechoslovakia no longer exists, and yes, it is the Czech Republic) to Czechia.

Genius Idea: Government’s Per Diem

Correct.What’s that old saying? Taxation is theft?As it is tax time for the Nation that was born out of an aversion to taxes, our staff thought we’d focus this week’s Genius Idea Friday on the concept of per diem.

Just Sayin’: Flags Can Be Hard

Saudi sense.A pretty flag that can get you arrested in Saudi Arabia.A doctor in Saudi Arabia found himself in hot water with the religious police recently for flying a flag at his home.

Was it a Daash flag? An EU flag? No, none of those.

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