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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Genius Idea: The Cursed Rocks of Gettysburg

Genius Idea: The Cursed Rocks of Gettysburg

This week’s bit of brilliance comes from the US National Park Service and might actually be...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Just Sayin’: It’s Nice to See the Free Market in Action

It’s called a 3rd Party, guys.Thank you, Dolls Kill. As the worst laid plans come to fruition today, waking up to Dolls Kill’s 20% off Doomsday Sale really brought the pep back into our step.

October Recap: A Month of Study

Castro.Next month, we learn how to tie knots.This month we brushed up on trigger warnings, did a little work on the economy with Michael Lewis’ The Big Short and scared ourselves with a slew of Gucci receipts.

Memory Lane Monday: Diphtheria

Nothing new.Diphtheria just up close, way better than in your throat. As if to prove the world has nothing new to throw at us anymore, Diphtheria is back again in a big way thanks to Maduro’s socialist paradise, Venezuela.

Genius Idea: The Hot Dog Rename

Haram.The Auntie Anne pretzel dog.When it comes to food and horror, hot dogs and how they are made usually stands out to most, but in Malaysia the use of the term Hot Dog itself has caused enough concern to warrant government intervention in order to protect Muslim consumers.

Just What the World Needed: Black Lives Matter Ice Cream

Socialized sweets.From the geniuses that brought you Bernie’s Yearning.In the ultimate example of pandering verging on patronizing, creamy Vermont’s Ben & Jerry’s is set to release a special frozen treat for the Black Lives Matter mooovement.

No, seriously.

Genius Idea: Britain Wants to Limit Portion Size to Stop Obesity

Candy.The Government is going to help you with those…Nothing affects your waistline quite like a little or a lot of government regulation. Hey, remember how awesome Ukrainians looked under the USSR’s Holodomor?

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