As much fun as spotlighting the daily bits of ulcer-inducing tyrannies the mainstream media celebrates, our staff has decided that we’d much rather go back for a wider historical context to show that today’s authoritarians aren't exactly reinventing the wheel.
Let’s talk sumptuary laws.
As everyone changes their Avatar to reflect those killed by a Daash operative (of course, the man’s father swears his son was never affiliated with terror, “No radicalism, no. He doesn’t have a beard even.”) at gay club Pulse this weekend in Florida, PD would like to focus on the oddity that in a time when Oregon has ruled that you can list yourself as, “Non-binary,” so many are surprised that there are those governments and groups in the world that actually prosecute and execute homosexuality.
Do you recall how yesterday we suggested that your liver might come in handy during the Trump Administration?
Well, apparently the Daash Dinar isn’t doing quite as well as those milkers of male goats would want, causing them to up their trade in organs.
In a shocker on par with finding out that Charlie Sheen has HIV, it was revealed recently that the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) is unable to account for $4.56 Million of the $6.37 Million they were allotted to provide fuel to the New York area after 2012’s Superstorm Sandy.