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Genius Idea: Kentucky Derby Bans

Genius Idea: Kentucky Derby Bans

If Churchill Downs is calling to you next weekend for the Kentucky Derby, you might want to brush...

Egypt Tries Again Yet Again

Egypt Tries Again Yet Again

The Charlie Brown of countries, Egypt refuses to give up on collecting that tourist dinar despite...

Just Sayin’: Le Pen Wants France to Eat French

Just Sayin’: Le Pen Wants France to Eat French

Fresh off her second place election showing and prepping for the homestretch next month, Marine...

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Summer’s Coming: Erdogan Issues Emergency Hair Removal Decree

Since last summer’s coup attempt, Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been freed by his...

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

PD hates to kick your off your week with anything dark, pessimistic or chilling, but we do it...

Sumptuary Laws Part 1: Ancient Greece and Rome

We’d rather smell the coffee.By definition. As much fun as spotlighting the daily bits of ulcer-inducing tyrannies the mainstream media celebrates, our staff has decided that we’d much rather go back for a wider historical context to show that today’s authoritarians aren't exactly reinventing the wheel.

Let’s talk sumptuary laws.

Memory Lane Monday: Gay Today

No beard, no terror?Ivan Okhlobystin, you know, those are some pretty gay specs for someone that’s not gay...As everyone changes their Avatar to reflect those killed by a Daash operative (of course, the man’s father swears his son was never affiliated with terror, “No radicalism, no. He doesn’t have a beard even.”) at gay club Pulse this weekend in Florida, PD would like to focus on the oddity that in a time when Oregon has ruled that you can list yourself as, “Non-binary,” so many are surprised that there are those governments and groups in the world that actually prosecute and execute homosexuality.

Just Sayin’: Kinder Keeping PEDIGA Swimsuit Ready

Live happier.Bars of sweet hatred. German citizens are eschewing their beloved Kinder chocolate bars as of late, and not just because of how all Social Media has made it their holy jihad to inform everyone that, “Swimsuit season is coming.”

Daash Dinar Sinks, Organs up

Daash flag.Chasing Dinars...Do you recall how yesterday we suggested that your liver might come in handy during the Trump Administration?

Well, apparently the Daash Dinar isn’t doing quite as well as those milkers of male goats would want, causing them to up their trade in organs.

CDC Lab Suspensions

Riiiiight.This creepy pic provided by CDC.govFor a feel-good-Thursday article, our staff thought we’d cover the recent 3 year permit suspension for a CDC lab mishandling bits of anthrax, smallpox and plague.

Genius Idea: FEMA Can’t Account for $4.56M in Sandy Fuel Funds

Of course, in all fairness, that figure means that they are able to account for roughly 30% of the money, so hey---glass a third full, right?FEMA in all its glory.In a shocker on par with finding out that Charlie Sheen has HIV, it was revealed recently that the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) is unable to account for $4.56 Million of the $6.37 Million they were allotted to provide fuel to the New York area after 2012’s Superstorm Sandy.


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