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Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

In a sure sign that it will take a lot more than Ambassador Rodman and an edible bouquet of...

Genius Idea: Tittooing

Genius Idea: Tittooing

While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic...

Cantaloupe Beauty

Cantaloupe Beauty

With kale now finally on the outs, the cut-throat beauty community is now looking for a new...

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Memory Lane Monday: FTC #ad

Big Government is planning on protecting you from waist trainers, flat tummy teas and teeth...

Just Sayin’: Let’s Not Steal the Oxygen Tanks

Just Sayin’: Let’s Not Steal the Oxygen Tanks

It’s not just possible age caps hurting Everest trekkers. Now, it’s a steep increase in oxygen...

Memory Lane Monday: Diphtheria

Nothing new.Diphtheria just up close, way better than in your throat. As if to prove the world has nothing new to throw at us anymore, Diphtheria is back again in a big way thanks to Maduro’s socialist paradise, Venezuela.

Genius Idea: The Hot Dog Rename

Haram.The Auntie Anne pretzel dog.When it comes to food and horror, hot dogs and how they are made usually stands out to most, but in Malaysia the use of the term Hot Dog itself has caused enough concern to warrant government intervention in order to protect Muslim consumers.

Just What the World Needed: Black Lives Matter Ice Cream

Socialized sweets.From the geniuses that brought you Bernie’s Yearning.In the ultimate example of pandering verging on patronizing, creamy Vermont’s Ben & Jerry’s is set to release a special frozen treat for the Black Lives Matter mooovement.

No, seriously.

Genius Idea: Britain Wants to Limit Portion Size to Stop Obesity

Candy.The Government is going to help you with those…Nothing affects your waistline quite like a little or a lot of government regulation. Hey, remember how awesome Ukrainians looked under the USSR’s Holodomor?

Memory Lane Monday: UN-Bugs Are the New White Meat

Hungry?Hungry, why wait? To start off October with the right amount of ick factor, our staff felt that touching base with the United Nations was the way to go.

Genius Idea: Ball Pits for University Students

Pussy you are.A safe place.In perhaps the truest case of arrested development, the American University system has birthed a generation of sniveling social justice snots that find any semblance of reality to be too demanding and daunting for their little Gaia and Jamba Juice sponsored souls to take.

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