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Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Digital Graves

Digital Graves

Well, it has finally happened, PDers. Welcome to the age of digital graves!

Genius Idea: Social Workers Take Children from Families Who Overfeed Them

That sounds nice.Do you PDers remember this creepy display?We all know that the State is always right, after all PD proves that here every Friday. So, in all honestly, why wouldn’t you want social workers deciding if you overfeed your kiddos?

Putting aside the actual history of the BMI test, and it’s complete ineffectiveness according even to it’s creator Adolphe Quetelet, the NHS, the original inventor of double books that even the top American VA brass would droll over, has ruled that the children of today are too well-nourished for the collective good therefore the State simply must step in.

In fact, over the last year alone the NHS has given recommendations that resulted in five happy children being taken into State care, finally safe from the horrors of gluten and processed sugar.State Control--- it’s in vogue.

MP Priti Patel has reasoned, “There is an obesity crisis and health services, councils and the Government must take a joined-up approach to resolve it.”

It’s a great thing that the science is settled on trans fat, fish oil, butter versus margarine, egg yolks, kale, multivitamins, juicing--- 

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    Why are dictators always photographed at the store?;)

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    The Olympics opening was beyond creepy in London. I still get chills thinking about it.

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