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Makes sense.Alleged photographic evidence of the black figure terrorizing the school. Are we sure it’s not just Aaron Goodwin’s shadow reflecting off a window?Remember how last week, we learned from Kelantan Mufti Datuk Mohamad Shukri Mohamad that telling ghost stories would cause hysteria? Well, we have reason to believe again that he might really be onto something.

From the Phi Pob tackled by the Thai Royal Police earlier this year, for today’s Memory Lane Monday we’re going all the way back to Malaysia 2016.

The Malaysian School System took a break from team building with anacondas to actually close one of their facilities due to a 100 students and teachers claiming to have seen a black figure.

Kota Bharu’s SMK Pengkalan Chepa 2 Secondary School was forced to close due to a collective panic that sprang up from the supernatural spotting.Kelantan Mufti Datuk Mohamad Shukri Mohamad.

According to one of the teachers on-site, “When I was holding one of the pupils, my arms felt extraordinarily heavy. I recited the Istighfar. Things were truly out of control at this time, but after the pupil recovered and went home, I then felt as though someone was hanging onto the left side of my body. I saw flashes of black, like a black figure.”

Side note: The Istighfar or Astaghfirullah is an Islamic prayer seeking forgiveness from Allah.

Our staff feels that we should point out that while in Malaysia these students feared the supernatural, American pupils at the same time only feared Michelle Obama’s lunch program.Another campus official was quoted by the BBC as saying, “Our students were possessed and disturbed. We are not sure why it happened. We don’t know what it is that affected us.”

In response, the school was closed so that various witch doctors and exorcists could be called in to cleanse the grounds, and local authorities dispatched trauma counselors to assist with the campus reopening.

Point to the Mufti. 

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    And it just so happened to be test day.

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