It’s almost officially the Russian Spring, and as of such you can rest assured that the American State Department is hard at work on their top priority to assuring world peace; outfitting the Moscow Embassy with new drapes.
Say what you will, but clearly the former President George W. Bush has come a long way from his bathtub portrait days, showcasing his lastest works until June at an exhibition held at the Southern Methodist University called, The Art of Leadership: A President’s Personal Diplomacy.
Yesterday a true artist, perhaps the one that best symbolizes the rise of the douchebag generation, decided to delight and inspire the public by dumping a black backpack (they’re still all over the London runways, by the way) containing a rice cooker (Williams-Sonoma has some serious explaining to do) and confetti at the finish line of the Boston Marathon.
The PD staff would say that today’s Genius Idea Friday is the stupidest thing we’ve ever heard, but frankly, we’re scared the skies will open up and rain down a cross between Harry Reid and Vice President Biden if we do so---yeah. We won't be doing that.
Just when you think Heir Michael Bloomberg has dipped a hammer toe in every sphere of New Yorkers’ lives, that brilliant little brain of his finds yet another. From banning soda, salt, cars, and painkillers, Bloomberg has decided that next on his ban list is Banksy.