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Memory Lane Monday: WHMP

Mega Scientist Dr. Janet E. Helms.WHMP---and here we were pissed at Cruz for the VD.Haven’t been able to bring your jaw back up since the 2016 Election? Still not clear on how the math shakes out for a Trump Presidency?

Don’t worry, Boston College Professor Dr. Janet E. Helms has the answer, and it wasn’t just that Hillary Clinton was a worse candidate.

According to Helms, the problem was WHMP---a disease.

There’s no need to rush over to WEB MD, because it isn’t a disease in the VD sense, it’s actually, “White Heterosexual Male Privilege.”Pick up your copy today from Amazon, you racist pig.

Yeah, it’s all very technical and sciencey.

Author of 1992’s A Race Is a Nice Thing to Have: A Guide to Being a White Person or Understanding the White Persons in Your Life, Helms recently explained that, “Trump voters unleashed extremist WHMP on the country and the world and many of us scapegoats are afraid.”

And there you have it, folks--- the rest of the story. 

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  • Guest (WHMP)

    That's my new screen name. Thanks. ;)

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    Shouldn't it be WHFP?

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