For those you out there that feel that PD targets solely dim-witted Dems, here are some opinions on Mr. John Andrew Boehner, the Republican Speaker of the house, who’s as conservative as I am when I find an online shoe clearance.
Now when he first took over the house, numerous news markets were on the case to find out the real dirt: what tanning product he used. Lindsey Lohan’s stolen serum Sevin Nyne? Pauly D’s Bronze Beats? (Anyone else feel like he’s really trying to push this dj thing?) Or does he try to connect with the normal American trophy wives of Ohio by using Jergens Natural Glow Firming Daily Moisturizer?
What can we say? You set a bad precedence back in the 90’s, when you told women everywhere by staying in your marriage of political convenience, that they should expect no better for themselves than to have a cheating husband with indiscriminant taste. As First Lady you tried to cripple the US economy with HilaryCare, but I think now, as Secretary of State, Mrs. Clinton, this is by far the worst thing you have ever done. No excuses of a rough night of sleep, filled with 3 a.m. calls could ever possibly justify this... Claries’ hairclip.
This is hairclip is just vile on so many levels.
King Samir Shabazz, the Leader of the Philly Branch of the New Black Panthers (which my research indicates isn’t related to the taste of the New Coke), wouldn’t be caught dead slying down south street with just any African garb on. Let’s examine his Dixie’s signature style more closely.
On January 3rd, when Mrs. Pelosi stepped down, I’m sure Americans everywhere were thinking the same thing…Is that a fleece jacket? Pelosi whom has a reputation of parachuting over the desires of the American people, wearing lots of heavy jewelry, and for being a Spokesperson for Botox, kept it a bit too casual on her last day as Speaker of the House.
In July, a near two months since the BP oil rig explosion, her Royal Highness, the beloved Queen of Chicago, and to us here at the Political Dresser, our dear Michelle Antoinette, finally found the time and just the right ensemble to wear to grace the little people of the Gulf Coast region.