Another Friday, and another genius idea brought to you by those teaching the next generation of fine citizens. Zeman Elementary School (in Nebraska, not related to, or to be confused with the inebriated Czech President Zeman) students were recently sent home with an informational flyer on how to best handle bullying, which reads a bit like an abuser’s manifesto.
With the scourge of the sequester and the Easter Bunny unionizing long since forgotten, Easter is back on at the White House. If you’d like to skip watching Obama throw up brick after brick on the court, and the egg roll, but you still want to embrace the holiday then we have few suggestions.
The fashion gods tell us that Easter is a time for pastel, pearls, floral, and of course the obligatory one to two rabbits or ducklings.
Yesterday a true artist, perhaps the one that best symbolizes the rise of the douchebag generation, decided to delight and inspire the public by dumping a black backpack (they’re still all over the London runways, by the way) containing a rice cooker (Williams-Sonoma has some serious explaining to do) and confetti at the finish line of the Boston Marathon.
Eggs aren’t just an integral part of a complete Bernays breakfast. In fact, no matter what your hair type eggs can work wonders with your mane.
The natural moisturizer otherwise known as the protein packed yolk, coupled with the bacteria fighting white make for one hell of a monthly, PD tested and approved, hair beauty tip.
Sure, we’ve talked about her extensive world travels on the Texas dime in order to bring back hot new hairstyles for her constituents, and her close relationship with her sister from another mister Frederica Wilson, but as of yet we’ve never really delved into her business savvy.