It seems the Jolly Fat Man is having a rather rough season this year. Whether it’s the US government going after his production lines in an epic battle of regulation, or the TSA scooping up his pocket change, Ole’ Kris Kringle is having some truly rotten luck.
Most grown adults (which according to the Obama Administration happens sometime between the ages of 26 and 35) know that there’s more than one Santa. Sure, there’s the head Kringle that calls the shots from the North Pole, but then there’s a whole slew of St. Nicks hard at work all over the world.
Due to the economic crisis and the rising cost of corn due to ethanol subsidies, these other lesser but still important Kringles have had to scale back on using magic reindeer, in favor of flying coach with Delta.
Someone recently brought an interesting discovery to our staff about the crisp new hubby of Tamiko Bolton (at least new to her) ---the man who broke the bank of England (and may or may not be going for a second round), or as we call him at PD, Spooky Dude--- George Soros and the Christmas holiday.
In the past, PD has presented you guys with great ideas scavenged from the depths of the interwebs for Halloween inspired nails, but what about Christmas? Surely, with all that is wrong with the EPA, IRS, and the other ten thousand acronyms linked to the Obama Administration, a festive manicure could do wonders to boost one’s spirits…right?
In that case as always, PD has you covered.
There’s never been a more tech savvy group in the White House. After all, despite Al Gore’s musings between charka cleansings, Americans all realize that it was actually Barack Obama that invented the internet---you know, on the 7th day when he was resting
on the ninth green .